Happy Holidaze

Thanks for reading. We'll see you in 2007.

Spotted: Hilarious Bumper Sticker

This one had us in stitches this morning. We felt bad for whoever owns the car--someone must have stuck it there as a prank. Still, too funny.


So what's wrong with us? Why no posts lately? Are we drunk? Don't we care anymore? Don't we have anything more to say about the political upheaval over the last few weeks? Nothing to say about the fact that we're "losing" the war in Iraq now? (We have to ask, didn't "winning" look kinda shitty?) Did we get thrown in jail? Did our girlfriends trick us into appearing on Jerry Springer where they would inform us that they have been having intimate relations with farm animals of every kind, for years, in our bedrooms, while we were sleeping? Did we catch typhoid? What are the chances Reverend Ted Haggard has had sexual fantasies involving Jesus? Who's really winning the war on Christmas? Have you noticed that Dateline NBC has quietly become the best comedy on network television? What did any of us ever do to John Mellencamp to deserve being beaten about the ears every 10 minutes by that vomit-inducing Chevrolet ad? Will Danny Devito please go on more television shows totally shit-faced? Please?

Sadly, the answers to all of these questions are everything, been busy, sometimes, damn straight, loads, truth hurts, (didn't it though?), not just yet, no but maybe that episode is on YouTube, frankly we don't want to catch anything that we might be ashamed of, better than you think, Target, yes--if you don't believe us you didn't see "Dateline Whodunnit: Fatal Attraction," we called him "Cougar" one too many times, we sure hope so, keep your fingers crossed.