Spammers Mourn Loss of Industry Legend

New York, NY--Spammers across the globe are mourning the passing of Mr. Harry BHORNY2NITE, a legendary creator of spam e-mail messages. Widely considered the field’s most talented spammer, BHORNY2NITE helped lead his industry through its glory years and into today’s embattled cyber climate.

As the maestro behind such messages as “you2fuckbigtitty grrls!” and the original “CoNfirming of your Order#,” BHORNY2NITE is credited with a staggering list of spam innovations. His work helped lay the foundation for the often unintelligible and virus-laden e-mails that infiltrate nearly every user account.

BHORNY2NITE will be buried on Thursday. He leaves behind a partly furnished efficiency apartment, six computers, four cases of Ramen Noodles, one-half case of counterfeit Viagra, and a carton of generic cigarettes. He is survived by his biggest rival, BigTool4U.