Programming Note

Our regular reader knows it’s not like us to plug television programs, but we’ve been flat mesmerized this week by Lou Dobbs. He’s doing a great series on how Illegals have hatched a widespread conspiracy to sexually assault immunocompromised Americans wherever they can be found. Tonight he’ll be reporting on how some of these damned Illegals formed splinter groups in New York to con Governor Eliot Spitzer into giving them driver’s licenses. What are they going to do with the licenses? Trade them on the black market for crack so it can be force-fed to orphans.

The series, titled ILLEGALS! ILLEGALS! ILLEGALS! ILLEGALS!, is an astonishing work of journalism that’s worth the attention of every American. Hats off to Lou Dobbs for his invaluable service.